a worthy adversary, but you are still no match for me
OP if you don’t change your url i will appear in your house at 3 pm central time to decorate your shoelaces with my tears
i will be awaiting your arrival
Twitter 2019 predictions
-Travis McElroy announces that he is Hillary Clinton’s running mate in the 2020 election
-Twitter’s trend of copying tumblr but being a few years off climaxes with tweetcon and a ball pit full of piss
-The remaining hair of every verified male journalist mysteriously falls out
-Trump announces that he is going to annex Canada and twitter liberals don’t address that at all except for endlessly making posts about how he accidentally typed “Candana” instead of Canada
-DJ Khalid brags that he doesn’t know his wife’s name
